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ace ([info]hamels) wrote,
@ 2008-05-08 06:30:00

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friends only / ctba
continued from [info]midtownrock


regrets are worthless, they misconstrue the past in sight and the sound. and as lines recede, no one speaks a word of his lust, a word of dreams that are left to rust. the tv's on and everyone stays calm. regrets are worthless, the time has passed, and no one understands. and to say the least, the years have been unfair. i wanted to tell you I miss it. i just want to let you know the last year has helped me grow. i want to take you on the road, where we'd go I'll never know. will you come along? it's easier when no place feels like home. regrets are worthless, and the time has passed which no one understands. the years have been unfair to this point. i said i want out. i want to take you out of this. we're going to California, and i want to take you on the ride. i wanted to tell you I miss it. i just want to let you know the last year has helped me grow. i want to take you on the road, where we'd go I'll never know. will you come along? it's easier when nowhere feels like... i'll set things right this time. direction, in which to go. i'll set things right, i'll say goodnight. goodnight. i wanted to tell you I miss it. i just want to let you know the last year has helped me grow. i want to take you on the road, where we'd go I'll never know. will you come along? it's easier when no place feels like home.


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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:39 am UTC (link)
the only reason darren daulton thinks he has the ability to time travel is because cole hamels told him so.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
cole hamels was invited to jimmy rollins' annual bowling tournament for charity, but he declined. he only declined because he was too busy curing aids, ending world hunger, freeing tibet, saving baby seals, and tap dancing for the elderly to attend.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:42 am UTC (link)
when i look to the east in the morning, cole hamels comes over the horizon.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:42 am UTC (link)
cole hamels invented the internets just so a web page could be built in his honor.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:43 am UTC (link)
cole hamels forced gandhi to eat.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:44 am UTC (link)
cole hamels went down to georgia, dropkicked the devil, and then burnt down turner field.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:45 am UTC (link)
cole hamels was julia robert's body double in pretty woman. it was the scene where the hooker strikes out 27 consecutive batters during a wiffle ball contest and then beats up 11 rival hookers. the scene was cut from the final by the mpaa because it was too intense for the pg-13 audience.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:47 am UTC (link)
when smokey the bear said "only you can prevent forest fires," he was speaking only to cole hamels.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:48 am UTC (link)
cole hamels actually made comcast's daily news live interesting.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:48 am UTC (link)
cole hamels held his breath for 9 minutes while perched on a 44 foot pole encased in a block of ice

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:50 am UTC (link)
vera wang's spring collection of wedding gowns will be made entirely of fabric spun from cole hamels' chest hair.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:51 am UTC (link)
if cole hamels played centerfield, he would have asked for less padding.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
COLE HAMELS INVENTED SYPHILIS TO RID THE WORLD OF METS FANS

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:54 am UTC (link)
they tried to name a street after cole hamels, but people kept dying at the intersection - no one crosses cole hamels and lives

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:55 am UTC (link)
upon hearing an ignorant fan leading and e-a-g-l-e-s cheer at a phillies game, cole hamels approached the man and told him that he had lost the respect of cole hamels. the man was paralyzed with shame and died of hunger 3 weeks later.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:56 am UTC (link)
cole hamels could have convicted o.j.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:56 am UTC (link)
cole hamels is more powerful than oprah.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:57 am UTC (link)
cole hamels is awesome

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:57 am UTC (link)
cole hamels likes it stirred, not shaken.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:58 am UTC (link)
when cole hamels signs autographs, the ink always bleeds. and so does the baseball. and sometimes the fan requesting it, too.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:59 am UTC (link)
allen iverson drives cole to practice.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 05:59 am UTC (link)
cole hamels doesn't iron, he just lays out his clothes between home plate and the pitcher's mound and let's his heater do the rest.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:00 am UTC (link)
cole hamels didn’t need to go to college, because he already has a doctorate in k’s from the university of domination

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:01 am UTC (link)
they say if you go to the end of a rainbow you'll find cole hamels.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:03 am UTC (link)
cole hamels has already struck out 13 braves using his changeup - and he doesn't face them until july.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:04 am UTC (link)
cole hamels has petitioned the league office to allow him to throw 4 strikes to each batter.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:07 am UTC (link)
jeeves asks cole hamels.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:09 am UTC (link)
jesus sings "cole hamels: superstar".

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:09 am UTC (link)
cole hamels IS the meaning of life.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:10 am UTC (link)
the earth revolves around the sun. the sun revolves around cole hamels.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:10 am UTC (link)
pete rose bets on cole hamels.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:12 am UTC (link)
cole hamels brings peace to the middle east.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:12 am UTC (link)
when cole hamels talks, everybody listens. then they strike out.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:13 am UTC (link)
cole hamels is pro-life, he needs new people to strike out.

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[info]chase
2008-05-08 06:15 am UTC (link)
cole hamels can order a cheesesteak at geno's in any language he damn well pleases

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[info]burrell
2008-05-08 11:59 am UTC (link)
WE MATCH

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[info]hamels
2008-05-08 03:12 pm UTC (link)
WE'RE AWESOME

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[info]taproot
2008-05-08 12:04 pm UTC (link)
COLE HAMELS IS A LITTLE BITCH!!! =)

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[info]hamels
2008-05-08 03:13 pm UTC (link)
COLE HAMELS IS PERFECT

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[info]rickly
2008-05-08 12:09 pm UTC (link)
HATE HATE HATE. I REUSE TO MOVE >:o

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[info]hamels
2008-05-08 03:14 pm UTC (link)
DO IT

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[info]ex_everytime182
2008-05-10 03:30 pm UTC (link)
"maybe they'll knock again"
-20 minutes later-*knock knock knock
meg:

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[info]hamels
2008-05-10 07:47 pm UTC (link)
LMAO TRUE STORY

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